I wrote this post for three reasons: REASON #1: Men (myself included) are notoriously horrible at marriage, and they need all the help they can get. REASON #2: Perhaps not very obviously (due to reason #1), a lot more goes into a marriage than getting a few thoughtful gifts for your wife. REASON #3: I’m … Read more
Inside every loving husband is a cheap, lazy bastard. Some husbands let him out more often than others. But no matter where he pops up, the lazy bastard inside can wreak havoc on even the healthiest marriages. I’m speaking from experience here, so please don’t feel any judgement on my end. The best husbands over-correct … Read more
Cats are aloof, insensitive, and incredibly cute. All factors that make them irresistible to women who happen to be angry with us. With that in mind, here are the 8 most irresistible cat calendars of all time. 1. Cats of 1986 Wall Calendar The cats of 1986 Wall Calendar series comes around every year. The … Read more
Adult coloring is really relaxing. But then so is spewing out obscene language. Both are very effective at releasing anger in productive, non-violent ways. Perfect for angry wives. These books combine the two activities. Here’s 14 adult coloring books that bring out your wife’s inner artist and sailor. 1. Fucksicles Most promising review by D. Rosenberg: I … Read more